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Some of the features Tim entertained the great unwashed with included
"Words are Fun", "The Bible According to Tim", "The
Big Genital Nickname Report(big modifies report), "The Hitler Diaries"
and "Mother's Little Helper" in which he advised harried young
mothers to play the game 'Shut up and play dead' when their kids were forced
to stay inside on a rainy day. This is a game where the kids are campers
in Yellowstone National Park and Mommy is a hungry grizzly bear that wandered
into their camp. If anyone flinches a muscle, Mommy goes for the throat.
Now a headlining comedian at top clubs across the country, Tim ponders
the status quo, "I'm not saying adultery is a good thing, but don't
you want a happy President"? "They said that Jeffrey Dahmer was
sane. Let's review. You walk into a bar...buy someone a couple of drinks...take
them home and eat them. If that's not insane, what is it...mean spirited?
Really Hungry"? "Why do they put handicap parking at Roller Rinks"?
FOX-Comic Strip Live
Showtime-On the Road
Comedy Central-Short Attention Span Theatre
Comedy Central-Two Drink Minimum
Comedy Central-Women Aloud
HBO-Stand Up/Stand Up Caroline's Comedy Hour
A/E- "Evening at the Improv"