Tim Bedore

Fri, Nov 3, 2017
Sat, Nov 4, 2017

Tim Bedore

Tim Bedore was born in a nice Catholic hospital on Chicago's near north side and then promptly left for northern Wisconsin.

Asked to leave the Catholic School system after seven and a-half years(changed "Dominos Nabiscum" to "Oreos from Nabisco" during High Mass) Tim finished college with a cum laude B.S. in Communication (in just four years). More than just watching films and drinking beer, Tim actually learned something about the transference of complex thoughts and ideas.

Nonetheless he ended up in radio and spent years using the airwaves to mis-inform, mis-guide and mis-advise the youth of America. "From the Mayo clinic this just in, the liver transplant operation for young Amy Tannebaum has not gone well, turns out they put in a veal cutlet by mistake. According to doctors it was a prank donor". "Winnie the Pooh was shot and killed gangland style outside of Disneyland today. We'll have cartoons before the film at eleven".

Some of the features Tim entertained the great unwashed with included "Words are Fun", "The Bible According to Tim", "The Big Genital Nickname Report(big modifies report), "The Hitler Diaries" and "Mother's Little Helper" in which he advised harried young mothers to play the game 'Shut up and play dead' when their kids were forced to stay inside on a rainy day. This is a game where the kids are campers in Yellowstone National Park and Mommy is a hungry grizzly bear that wandered into their camp. If anyone flinches a muscle, Mommy goes for the throat. Now a headlining comedian at top clubs across the country, Tim ponders the status quo, "I'm not saying adultery is a good thing, but don't you want a happy President"? "They said that Jeffrey Dahmer was sane. Let's review. You walk into a bar...buy someone a couple of drinks...take them home and eat them. If that's not insane, what is it...mean spirited? Really Hungry"? "Why do they put handicap parking at Roller Rinks"?


NBC-Friday Night

FOX-Comic Strip Live

Showtime-On the Road

Comedy Central-Short Attention Span Theatre

Comedy Central-Two Drink Minimum

Comedy Central-Women Aloud

HBO-Stand Up/Stand Up Caroline's Comedy Hour

A/E- "Evening at the Improv"

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